Saturday, October 4, 2014

deviantart contest


The very cool deviant.art site is having an art contest at the moment, and here's my submission. Though I'm in the digital realm, I'm liking keeping my brush strokes obvious. One, I like the way it looks. Two, when I think to myself, "If I spend another painstaking 15 hours on this painting I can remove all trace of brush strokes," I inevitably tell myself, "Naaaaaah."

My gallery of deviantart can be found here.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Fantastiqa arrived


All my 'professional' board game credits are accidental so far, meaning I didn't seek out to get noticed in a professional way, but somehow it happened anyway. A while back I made an expansion for Fantastiqa, just for fun (found here), and the designer of the original game saw it, liked it, and asked it he could modify it into a real product.

The final version is the "Castle in the Air" found in Fantastiqa Landscapes. It arrived at my door a few days ago, and I'm eager to try it out.

Just finished a beetle. Getting more proficient with my drawing tablet. My ultimate goal will be to make some promo-illustrations for up-coming books and stories, and to create are for new games I design and to re-skin old games I've already made. Also, there's  a secret project I have in mind, details to come.


Monday, September 8, 2014



Above, my first attempt at a portrait on my new Wacom drawing tablet. This is of Amboise Bierce, the author of the The Devil's Dictionary, of which inspired my own Writer's Devil's Dictionary, which is found in my collection Book by Author. I drew freehand in a program called Krita, a great free and open-source Photoshop-style software. It felt a bit weird to draw on a tablet and see the results on a distant screen, but I'm liking going digital.

And below, a landscape with no particular relationship to any of my writing, except, I guess, it's possible there's a nice bit of woodland depicted somewhere in one of my books. Yeah, that's the ticket.




Monday, August 18, 2014

Promotion wrap-up


Okay, the trumpets sounded and my first free promotion is over. I broke through my arbitrary goal of 100 downloads over 5 days, reaching 114. I celebrated by eating a donut. Though if I had failed to reach my goal, I would have consoled myself by eating a donut, so I win either way.

The daily download breakdown was as follows:

Day 1:  43 downloads
Day 2:  30
Day 3:  18
Day 4:  13
Day 5:  6

So a pretty consistent ~40% decline each day until the last, where it dropped 60%. Barbarian fatigue at the end? Or maybe it was just Sunday.

How did I do in the rankings? Amazon separates the charts for free books and paid books. At the peak, A Barbarian for Dinner reached number 83 on the Swords and Sorcery chart, and 48 on the General Humor chart. It was the 4,504 ‘bestselling’ free book at its height.

A number of downloads came from non-US markets:  32
UK led the way with 20. (I wonder if my mention of the popular Brit-show One Foot in the Grave in the summary had anything to do with it).
Germany came in with 9.
Canada had 3.

So the effect? I now have some nice reviews that resulted from the promotion, and spread my memes all over the world.


I did not pay to advertise the promotion, but did list it on a number of free sites and forums, and a few kind peers in my writing group spread the word. Thanks everyone for buying, plugging, and/or reading the book. I appreciate it.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

"Free" the Barbarian...


Huzzah! From August 13th to 17th, enjoy a free copy of e-copy of A Barbarian for Dinner: A Barbarian for Dinner

If you like it, why not check out my other books available for the low, low price of low:
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FREEEEEEE!
 ( for a limited time)



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Thursday, June 19, 2014

One Foot in the Grave and and A Barbarian for Dinner


The BBC show One Foot in the Grave never hit it big in the States, and, inexplicably, it almost never pops up on any of the 9000 cable channels over here. But somehow I managed to find it, latch onto it, and absorb it into my bloodstream. The ease in which the show's humor runs from absurdity to darkness to rants and to sight gags amazes me. But what I like most is how many episodes set up various threads and ideas that you don't realize are important into they're recalled at some climatic point. It's sort of like 'mystery' humor, where the ideas are clues that you don't realize fit together until the payoff.

It's the sort of humor I tried to use in my book A Barbarian for Dinner. A lot of plotting went into trying to make various ideas work and be funny in the short term, but also come together in larger ways in the long. Writing the book, I kept searching what I had written for even the smallest idea that I could extend and recall and meld with some other idea later on.

I'm in the show's debt for giving me a framework on how to think of humor in 'mystery' terms.

One Foot in the Grave

A Barbarian for Dinner