Sunday, December 21, 2014

Banana Spider


I've been working on multiple projects -- a sci-fi crime book, a fantasy novella, and then there's a third draft of a book waiting for me to get back to, and on and on and on. But at moment I'd like to tell you about a side, side project. I've designed another game, but before I put it out, this time I want to add more of personal artistic touch to the thing. I can't tell you much about the game yet, but there are a lot of spiders are involved, and so, when I'm able, I sit down and draw another spider.

I have three down and about 15 to go. Here's my latest:


Other spiders (and artwork) can be found here.
My self-published games are here.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

deviantart contest


The very cool deviant.art site is having an art contest at the moment, and here's my submission. Though I'm in the digital realm, I'm liking keeping my brush strokes obvious. One, I like the way it looks. Two, when I think to myself, "If I spend another painstaking 15 hours on this painting I can remove all trace of brush strokes," I inevitably tell myself, "Naaaaaah."

My gallery of deviantart can be found here.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Fantastiqa arrived


All my 'professional' board game credits are accidental so far, meaning I didn't seek out to get noticed in a professional way, but somehow it happened anyway. A while back I made an expansion for Fantastiqa, just for fun (found here), and the designer of the original game saw it, liked it, and asked it he could modify it into a real product.

The final version is the "Castle in the Air" found in Fantastiqa Landscapes. It arrived at my door a few days ago, and I'm eager to try it out.

Just finished a beetle. Getting more proficient with my drawing tablet. My ultimate goal will be to make some promo-illustrations for up-coming books and stories, and to create are for new games I design and to re-skin old games I've already made. Also, there's  a secret project I have in mind, details to come.


Monday, September 8, 2014



Above, my first attempt at a portrait on my new Wacom drawing tablet. This is of Amboise Bierce, the author of the The Devil's Dictionary, of which inspired my own Writer's Devil's Dictionary, which is found in my collection Book by Author. I drew freehand in a program called Krita, a great free and open-source Photoshop-style software. It felt a bit weird to draw on a tablet and see the results on a distant screen, but I'm liking going digital.

And below, a landscape with no particular relationship to any of my writing, except, I guess, it's possible there's a nice bit of woodland depicted somewhere in one of my books. Yeah, that's the ticket.




Monday, August 18, 2014

Promotion wrap-up


Okay, the trumpets sounded and my first free promotion is over. I broke through my arbitrary goal of 100 downloads over 5 days, reaching 114. I celebrated by eating a donut. Though if I had failed to reach my goal, I would have consoled myself by eating a donut, so I win either way.

The daily download breakdown was as follows:

Day 1:  43 downloads
Day 2:  30
Day 3:  18
Day 4:  13
Day 5:  6

So a pretty consistent ~40% decline each day until the last, where it dropped 60%. Barbarian fatigue at the end? Or maybe it was just Sunday.

How did I do in the rankings? Amazon separates the charts for free books and paid books. At the peak, A Barbarian for Dinner reached number 83 on the Swords and Sorcery chart, and 48 on the General Humor chart. It was the 4,504 ‘bestselling’ free book at its height.

A number of downloads came from non-US markets:  32
UK led the way with 20. (I wonder if my mention of the popular Brit-show One Foot in the Grave in the summary had anything to do with it).
Germany came in with 9.
Canada had 3.

So the effect? I now have some nice reviews that resulted from the promotion, and spread my memes all over the world.


I did not pay to advertise the promotion, but did list it on a number of free sites and forums, and a few kind peers in my writing group spread the word. Thanks everyone for buying, plugging, and/or reading the book. I appreciate it.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

"Free" the Barbarian...


Huzzah! From August 13th to 17th, enjoy a free copy of e-copy of A Barbarian for Dinner: A Barbarian for Dinner

If you like it, why not check out my other books available for the low, low price of low:
Low, low price of low books

FREEEEEEE!
 ( for a limited time)



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Contains an award winning short-story!

Thursday, June 19, 2014

One Foot in the Grave and and A Barbarian for Dinner


The BBC show One Foot in the Grave never hit it big in the States, and, inexplicably, it almost never pops up on any of the 9000 cable channels over here. But somehow I managed to find it, latch onto it, and absorb it into my bloodstream. The ease in which the show's humor runs from absurdity to darkness to rants and to sight gags amazes me. But what I like most is how many episodes set up various threads and ideas that you don't realize are important into they're recalled at some climatic point. It's sort of like 'mystery' humor, where the ideas are clues that you don't realize fit together until the payoff.

It's the sort of humor I tried to use in my book A Barbarian for Dinner. A lot of plotting went into trying to make various ideas work and be funny in the short term, but also come together in larger ways in the long. Writing the book, I kept searching what I had written for even the smallest idea that I could extend and recall and meld with some other idea later on.

I'm in the show's debt for giving me a framework on how to think of humor in 'mystery' terms.

One Foot in the Grave

A Barbarian for Dinner


Friday, June 6, 2014

Tangential Gecko News



--DARPA Z-Man Program Demonstrates Human Climbing Like Geckos--

"A gecko is able to climb on glass by using physical bond interactions—specifically van der Waals intermolecular forces—between the spatulae and a surface to adhere reversibly, resulting in easy attachment and removal of the gecko’s toes from the surface."

DARPA article

This Gecko ability gets a passing mention in my short story There's more to Life than Biology. It was only a matter of time before we, non-bond-interacting humans would find a way to take advantage of the biological superpower of our lizard friends. They're good for more than selling insurance!

Find the short story here in this book: Book by Author


Thursday, May 22, 2014

Two books. .99 cents each.



From May 22 to May 28, my scary-fun novel Invasive Species is on Amazon's countdown deal, meaning that it costs only 99 cents, which is a savings of $200,000 (if you were planning to instead buy a mid-size house in certain areas of the US).

Find it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FZ6ZMJS

Also, my short story and sundries collection Book by Author is always only 99 cents. Here's some praise for two of the stories contained within:

I received over a hundred entries, which was great, but it took me much longer than expected to read them all. I was overwhelmed by the high quality of the submissions, which made it tough to choose the winner. After weeks of excruciating deliberation, I finally went with the quirkiest entry I received. The fifty dollar prize goes to Mike Mayer for his story “Boundary Line,” a gripping tale of a kidnapping gone horribly wrong. 
-JA Konrath, author of the Jack Daniel Mystery series 

…the editor of BioMedNet's News & Comment section love it so much, she laughed out loud and demanded I tell you she read it to her children during dinner time. 
-Laurie A. Zamprelli Pasiuk, fiction Editor HMS Beagle (in regards to There's More to Life the Biology) 


Find the book here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KDQKX0S

And if you don't like discounts or short stories, you can buy my comic-fantasy novel A Barbarian for Dinner for its normal (though highly reasonable) price. What's the book about? To find out, use this equation: "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" PLUS "One Foot in the Grave" TIMES the classic fantasy genre EQUALS "A Barbarian for Dinner." 

Find it here: http://www.amazon.com/Barbarian-Dinner-Mike-Mayer-ebook/dp/B00JVBL404/ref=la_B00KEXRB7I_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1400785878&sr=1-2


Sunday, May 11, 2014

Book by Author

A short collection of short stories coming up soon. More info to come, but for now, here's the cover:



Friday, May 9, 2014

Who might be interested in Invasive Species, and who might not.

Long(ish) ago, I sent out a query letter to an agent for an earlier version of my Invasive Species novel. This is the reply I got:

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Dear Mr. Mayer,

I love the title, but this is way, way, way too far-out even for me.  This seems Spider-Man-esque, where the spider bites the guy and he takes on the powers of the spider, which is something that could only happen in a comic book. The whole point about Crichton is that his stuff is based on real science. I do love the fact that you've got slime-molds in a prominent position, though; they are among the Earth's most under-appreciated organisms. In any case, not for me, but thank you for an entertaining e-mail.

Best wishes,

Russ (big-name agent's last name redacted)

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It's a nice reply. And he's right. The book is over the top.

But that's what I was going for.

I do sort of  take issue with the "based on real science" comment, though. My stuff is based on real science. Everything in Invasive Species was inspired by some discovery or by some way that nature works. Like Crichton, I mined the discovers of "real science" and tried to use them in clever and interesting ways to tell a story.

So what's the difference? Crichton takes a more conservative approach in all this, and so his stories may seem more believable. But, and I mean this in the kindest way possible, his stories don't reflect "real science" any better Spider-man's tale. Wrong is wrong when it comes to science, but being right about science is not the point when it comes to telling a story. Your goal is not to write about science in an accurate way. What you're trying to do, I think, is to show the reader, who may be interested in science, that, hey, maybe you can see where I'm pulling the idea out of and isn't it cool how I'm playing with it?


Besides, who doesn't like Spider-man?







Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Han Shot First! -- Revisions after publishing

I just finished re-editing my book Invasive Species. The new version will soon appear on Amazon. Now, yes, the book has already been published and people have already bought it, and so the book has been committed to the public consciousness. But, damn it, more than a few errors had somehow crept into the “final” text, and I felt they needed to be stamped out.

The idea was to only fix the shaky grammar, but to otherwise NOT change the text. I swore to be ultra-conservative about this. After all, everyone knows what happens when you try to change a “final” work of art (or piece of entertainment, as the case may be). It never goes well. Never! It’s like a law of the universe. If your first effort was good enough to “be” something, then, by law of averages, if you try to change it, the changes will most likely make worse. Once a work of art is out there, it becomes a part of the fabric of the universe, and so (hyperbole alert) to revise a “final” work of art is to, in effect, change history itself! And if history can be changed so easily, what will become of our future? Remember -- Han Shot First! Or did he? No, not any longer! Memories have been tampered with, and childhoods have been destroyed.  

Yeah, but what if changing something truly does make it better.

That’s what I asked myself halfway through my revisions. Now I think at least 90% of the book suits me fine and should be set in stone. But due to a fiasco I had with a freelance editor, and my self-imposed publishing timeline, I think, in hindsight, that I rushed the publishing of Invasive Species. I think it needed one more read through. There were some unnecessarily wordy sections, several odd grammar choices, and some confusing text that should have been smoothed out.

So, I rewrote those parts.

Now I didn’t make extensive revisions. Plots were not changed. Characters were not rewritten. But whole sentences have been deleted, rearranged, and replaced to make for smooth “better” reading. Unneeded words have been cast aside, and other words were added. There’s something about looking at a text after letting it sit for many months, after you’ve let it “cool off,” that makes you aware of the weirdness and mistakes you should have corrected the first time through, things seem so obvious now but at the time had seemed perfectly fine.

Objectivity, I guess is the keyword, and sometimes you only get that with the passage of time.


So the book is better now. It’s not exactly the same book, but in this age of digital novels, I’m starting to think that revising should be seen as a feature and not a bug. 

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

A Barbarian for Dinner -- trailer





Edward, the king's champion, has just knocked off a legendary dragon, a fine end to a fine career. Now it's time for the knight to journey home, be a hero to his people, and to marry a chaste lady of the court. Only one thing stands in his way—a hairy, half-naked barbarian named Gvundjar. Gvundjar thinks he's found a friend in "Eddie" and does his best to help the knight find his way back home. But it's always one step forward and ten thousands steps back, and what should be a simple journey turns into a comical ordeal.

A Barbarian for Dinner by Mike Mayer

Buy it on Amazon. Available: 4/24/2014

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

A Barbarian for Dinner -- Cover!

Here's the likely cover to my upcoming comedic fantasy novel:

Invasive Species updated cover

Updated the cover to my Invasive Species book on Amazon. Added a bit of color and a better font choice.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Variant made official!


My Goat King variant has been adapted into an official expansion for Fantastiqa. (Changed to become Castle in the Air).

Take a look here: http://boardgamegeek.com/thread/1126059/new-fantastiqa-expansion-fantastiqal-landscapes

I predicted that Magritte's Castle of the Pyrenees would serve as the artwork for the tile, but apparently the licensing fees for it was too expense. The artwork they went with in the end, though, works nicely in any case.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Variant for Fantastiqa



Created a variant Region for the Fantastiqa game:

Rules:

Place the Goat King next to the board and place a randomly drawn quest on him. The quest must be a 2-point quest or greater (discard and replace any 1-point quests). A player may travel to the Goat King from any Region by playing a Flying Carpet, but may only go to him if the player is able to complete the quest. A player completes the quest by playing the symbols required for the quest (disregard the text saying what Region you should be in to normally complete the quest). Completing the quest is a turn action. When the quest is completed, the player does not gain gems or points, but instead draws one card from the Beast Bazaar, the Artifact Tower, and the Quest Chest. He keeps all three cards. He does not pay for the Beast and Artifact cards. He must keep the Quest Card. If the player plays an ‘extra card’ symbol, he may draw an additional card from any of the decks, but must pay for the card (if payment is needed) if he wants to keep it.

On his next turn, the player must move away from the Goat King and may go to any Region on the board. This is a Free Action. Once the Goat King is vacant again, place a new non-1pt quest on him.


Sunday, January 5, 2014

Perhaps She'll Die -- trick-taking game overview


My new trick-taking game is now available for print-n-play:  http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/152266/perhaps-shell-die




There was an old Lady who swallowed a fly... This trick-taking game is themed on the popular children’s song. The object is to take tricks by playing the highest-ranked animal card. Problem is, when an animal card is played, its rank changes and usually for the worse.
Before each round, ranking cards are placed on the table in a row in order of rank: fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, goat, cow, horse. The fly is the lowest ranked at the start, and the horse is the highest. The animal cards are shuffled and dealt. The start player plays a card, and the corresponding card in the rank row is shifted down one space. If an animal is already the lowest ranked animal, it is moved to the furthest space on the right and becomes the highest ranked animal.
Play proceeds clockwise. In turn, each player plays a card. A player must follow suit if possible, otherwise he may play any card. Each played card causes the corresponding card in the rank row to shift down as described above.
After everyone has played, the player whose card matches the currently highest ranked animal wins the trick (regardless of suit). If two or more players have played the same ‘winning’ card, the player who played first wins the trick.
This is a 3-4 player game. Partnership rules are included as well.

---Here are what some of the cards look like: